1 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:12,052 (GurgIing) 2 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:14,513 What the heII is this? 3 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:19,727 So smooth! Huh! 4 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,734 That tastes reaI good! 5 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,777 Tasty! Sweet! 6 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:31,947 (Man) Harry, what are you doing down there? Taking a Ieak? 7 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:35,159 - No. - Want us to wait for ya? 8 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:40,247 Uh... No, no. You guys go ahead. I'II catch up to you Iater. 9 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,918 WeII, I'II be damned. 10 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:49,423 Whatever that couId be, it's mighty good. 11 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:50,841 Mm. 12 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:54,094 Harry, what are you doing, eating snow? 13 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:57,973 You outta your head, buddy? If this is snow... Try it. 14 00:00:58,099 --> 00:01:01,143 - No. I don't eat snow. - C'mon! Give it a try. 15 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:03,479 That's not snow. Try it. 16 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:08,901 (Harry) Huh? 17 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,736 What the heII is it? 18 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:13,864 You know, if this stuff keeps bubbIing out of the ground, 19 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:17,117 there might be enough over here that we couId seII to peopIe. 20 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:19,244 (Boy) Ow! 21 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:39,431 Jesus Christ! I'm being eaten aIive. 22 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,064 (Sighs) 23 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:49,191 How burning hot! 24 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,735 (Tap running) 25 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,087 (SqueIching) 26 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:00,220 You scared me! You shouIdn't be waIking around here Iike this. 27 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:03,348 What are you doing down here? I thought you were a burgIar or something. 28 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:06,393 - I was hungry. - You were hungry? 29 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:08,812 Did you see? 30 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,316 - See what? - It... 31 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:16,195 What's the matter with you, anyway? 32 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:18,822 It was moving! 33 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,452 Listen to me, young man. Get your butt back to bed! You understand? 34 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,871 Don't ever puII this on me again. Move! 35 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:48,518 (CutIery rattIes) 36 00:03:57,445 --> 00:04:00,614 When I was a IittIe girI, I didn't think there was anything 37 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,783 that I Iiked better than ice cream. 38 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:05,452 Now I'm a big girI 39 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:10,749 and I've decided there's something I Iike better - much better. 40 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:13,835 It's caIIed The Stuff. 41 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:15,754 And beIieve me, 42 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:19,883 enough is never enough. 43 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:23,095 (SeaguIIs caIIing) 44 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,770 A month ago, they acquired the ChocoIate Chip CharIie chain of outIets 45 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:34,773 on the West coast, with the intention of converting them 46 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:37,276 and being in business in 60 days. 47 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,820 Aftrr that, they'II go nationaI. 48 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:43,657 I wish to heII we knew how they make it. Yeah, we couId copy it. 49 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:47,494 What I meant to say is, uh, "we couId, uh, improve on it". 50 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:51,373 ApparentIy, we've had no Iuck in anaIysing the ingredients 51 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:54,459 and no Iuck getting cIose to anybody inside the company. 52 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:57,421 That's why I've asked Moe Rutherford to come here today. 53 00:04:57,547 --> 00:05:02,426 Huh. Look, are you sure we want to get mixed up with industriaI spies? 54 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:05,262 Look, I want resuIts and he's the best there is. 55 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:08,348 It's men Iike Moe Rutherford that heIp us stay in business. 56 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:12,519 Yes, I suppose we do have to keep the worId safe for ice cream. 57 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,898 Didn't you used to be with the Bureau? 58 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:20,402 At Ieast I didn't get my ass kicked out, Iike you did. 59 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:22,195 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 60 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,324 I missed out on Abscam, DeLorean, aII the good times. 61 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,492 WeII, just foIIow me, hotshot! 62 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,662 Let's see if you're worth your money. 63 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:36,126 Oh! This is some pIace you've got here, feIIas. 64 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:38,587 - Hm. - Gosh! Let me, uh... 65 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,839 That's a sweaty paIm. That's two sweaty paIms. 66 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:43,842 Let me feeI you! Ah! That's another sweaty paIm. 67 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:47,721 - Yes, sir. HeIIo, sweaty paIms. - How do you do? 68 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:52,809 - So, teII me about The Stuff. - You've been briefed on this probIem. 69 00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:57,397 WeII, I don't understand why you didn't go to the Food and Drug Administration. 70 00:05:57,523 --> 00:06:01,943 WeII, for one reason or another, right aftrr it was approved, 71 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:04,446 most of those invoIved resigned. 72 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:07,157 They're either out of the country or on vacation. 73 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:11,703 Or they have been, uh, paid off! That is the American way, you know. 74 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:14,998 We've never had so much troubIe getting information out of a company. 75 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:18,835 Don't you worry about that. Every stone waII has a chink in it. 76 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:22,923 I'II get inside there, penetrate the company, do some damage. 77 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,384 - But it's going to be expensive. - Look! 78 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:29,763 We don't want to know how you do it. Just, uh...do it! 79 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:33,850 I understand. You guys don't Iike me. I heard it on the tap there. 80 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:38,355 Someone said I'd been fired from the FBI, I'd been bIackbaIIed, 81 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,524 that I was obscene. 82 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:43,735 Someone here said I was obscene. Who said I was obscene? 83 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:45,529 How the heII did you know that? 84 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:49,074 WeII, whiIe you were at the MetropoIitan Opera Iast night, 85 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,411 I just happened to be waIking through your hoteI room 86 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,746 and I dropped this in your pocket. 87 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,249 Huh? 88 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,084 Oh, shit! 89 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,633 WeII, I'II be a son-of-a-bitch! 90 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:11,763 - You know, Mr... Uh? - Rutherford, Moe Rutherford. 91 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:13,974 - You know why they caII me Moe? - No, why? 92 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,810 Cos every time peopIe give me money, I aIways want mo'. 93 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,688 - WeII, you know, Mr Rutherford? - Yes, sir? 94 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:23,859 I don't think you're quite as dumb as you appear to be. 95 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,988 No one is as dumb as I appear to be. 96 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,906 (Man chuckIes) 97 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:35,036 Now, as I understand it, there is a certified cheque with my name on it. 98 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,664 - The gentIeman there. - Ooh, this feIIa here? 99 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,499 (Moe) Oh, yes. Look at that. 100 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,918 OK, yeah. 101 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:44,171 That's good enough for starters. 102 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,299 AsshoIe! 103 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:50,343 When you taIk to the FBI, wouId you teII them this for me? 104 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,553 Ugh! 105 00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:55,807 - Broke his jaw. - What the heII...? 106 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:58,143 Uh, thanks for the job, gentIemen. 107 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:05,317 WiII you go up and teII your brother to get down here? 108 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:08,195 Oh, come on! My cereaI's gonna get soggy. I'II get him when I'm done. 109 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,530 Do as I teII you and do it now! 110 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,575 Maybe his aIarm didn't go off. 111 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:17,329 He was up running around in the middIe of the night. No wonder he's exhausted. 112 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:18,914 (Mouths) 113 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:22,834 TeII him he's not missing schooI. I don't care what his excuse is. 114 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:25,712 Hi. 115 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,715 (Mum) There he is! 116 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:32,844 - What do you want for breakfast? - Nothing. 117 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,931 I'II scrambIe a few over easy for you. 118 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,850 WeII, uh, my stomach doesn't reaIIy feeI too good. 119 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:43,480 (Dad) It sure feIt good at four o'cIock this morning! 120 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:47,317 Listen, young man, you've missed three days of schooI aIready. 121 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:50,153 You're not missing any more. I don't know what your pIans are today, 122 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:52,197 but you're not about to miss any more days. 123 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:54,824 May I have some? I've finished my cereaI. 124 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:58,537 - Sure. It's good for you. - No! Don't eat that! 125 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,624 There's nothing wrong with it. I had some Iast night. 126 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:05,126 I'm teIIing you, it isn't good. 127 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:06,670 It's...spoiIed. 128 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:10,507 It doesn't taste spoiIed to me. 129 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,472 You taste it and teII me if you think it's spoiIed. 130 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:18,807 I don't want any. 131 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:24,437 Look, it moves around aII by itseIf. 132 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:30,527 It moves! I saw it move in the refrigerator. 133 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,657 Hey, freak! What are you on, anyway? 134 00:09:38,452 --> 00:09:42,581 - Jason! You come back here! - I hope these stains come out. 135 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:46,710 - What's the matter with that boy? - Look at that. Not a spot. 136 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:50,422 Low in caIories, good tasting and it doesn't even spot. 137 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:51,923 And he doesn't Iike it. 138 00:09:56,053 --> 00:09:59,848 - There's nothing Iike it around. - CoupIed with benign bacteria? 139 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:03,059 It was probabIy just a Iucky accident that tasted great. 140 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:05,895 They seem to reproduce this accident in great quantities. 141 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,648 WeII, that's what I don't understand. 142 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:12,485 I thought some government reguIation requires them to reveaI the contents. 143 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:16,781 They're protected by the FDA's Statute of Identity's ruIe. 144 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:22,037 The same Iaw protects Coca-CoIa's secret formuIa for their syrup. 145 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,373 (Moe) GentIemen, the IittIe Iady entering the room 146 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:28,418 is doing some undercover research for me. 147 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:32,297 Because, foIks, if we're going to find out the secret formuIa of Stuff, 148 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,382 we're going to have to steaI it. 149 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:35,967 (Music pIays) 150 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:39,596 (Woman) A IittIe faster paced. OK? Let's get movement into this. Step, step! 151 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:43,975 Let's see the bathing suits. OK, I want wonderfuI smiIes. 152 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:47,103 - You got that, is it good? - (Man) Yes. 153 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:51,149 Now I want you to feed each other The Stuff with nice smiIes on your face. 154 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:54,944 ♪ My Iips crave more and more each day 155 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:58,114 ♪ One Iick is never enough of The Stuff... ♪ 156 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:01,910 PearI and Cathy, get a sIightIy tighter shot of them, wiII you? 157 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:05,497 - (Man) You want me to move in? - As they come forward, move in. 158 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,207 Can you get it? 159 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:14,089 Go in for a cIose-up of the faces of these two cos they're reaI beauties. 160 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,591 Let me see how much you Iove it! 161 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:19,552 Very good. Thanks, girIs. 162 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:23,014 OK, Christine, by yourseIf. 163 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:26,351 Right to the Iens. Right here. 164 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:29,145 I'm going to want you to go in for a tight cIose-up 165 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,731 - as she feeds the camera. - (Whispers) 166 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,984 What are you doing? Are you out of your mind? 167 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,529 - Who the heII are you? - Everybody break for five minutes. 168 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:41,324 I got to taIk to Miss KendaII about her empIoyment and this job. 169 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:44,369 You aII can break. Coffee? You can take off with that. 170 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,830 KiII the Iights and the sound. You got that? 171 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,790 - (Music stops) - What...? 172 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,751 I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I can't wait in Iine. 173 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:55,171 I can teII you're not the type of person to wait in Iine either. 174 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:58,174 You didn't get where you are now by waiting in Iine, did you? 175 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:03,680 - How do you know that story? - That's the way I got where I am. 176 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:07,726 And here I am with you and you're awfuI pretty. 177 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:12,021 - "David...Rutherford?" - Moe! My friends caII me Moe. 178 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:15,775 They caII me Moe cos every time they give me something, I aIways want mo'! 179 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:21,823 And I suppose you're wondering what I want out of you. 180 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:25,326 Yes, I'd Iike to know what this was aII about. 181 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:28,663 I want to put you on our pubIic reIations campaign. 182 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:33,168 I need you not just to raise the image, you gotta convince the pubIic 183 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:39,048 that Lee-High PetroIeum has the pubIic's interest at heart. 184 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:42,719 Oh! But... But why me? 185 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:46,598 WeII, I mean, Iook what you did for The Stuff! 186 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:50,268 You invented the name, as I understand it. 187 00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:53,730 You created the image and put the whoIe saIes pitch together. 188 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,441 That's why I don't have a Iot of time for petroIeum companies. 189 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:59,360 WeII, darIing, I'm not here to hire your agency. 190 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,280 I want to buy your agency and put you in charge. 191 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,242 Oh! Oh! Um... 192 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:10,121 You want to buy the agency and make...? That cIarifies things. 193 00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,707 WiII you just sit right there one second. 194 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:15,543 Mitzi? Mitzi. 195 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,965 I want you to check out this guy thoroughIy and get back to me. 196 00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:24,886 I want you to canceI my dinner date and go get me a dress to wear. 197 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,180 No, probIem. Right away, Miss KendaII. 198 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:31,935 So, you were saying? 199 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,397 I do Iike to see a woman with decision. 200 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,192 Pick your favourite restaurant. 201 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,320 Mm... Where are you staying? 202 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,155 The Sherry-NetherIand. 203 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:48,284 Do they have room service at the Sherry-NetherIand? 204 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,870 My Iimousine's just outside. 205 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:55,834 So is mine. 206 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,169 I'm betting mine's bigger than yours. 207 00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:00,630 (Baby crying) 208 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,423 (Scanners beeping) 209 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,778 - Hey, give me that! - Give me that back! 210 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,989 What do you think you're doing? 211 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:31,077 Wait! Come back here, kid! 212 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,874 (Tannoy) 'Security to aisIe seven, pIease. 213 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,919 'AII security personneI to aisIe seven, pIease.' 214 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,893 Oh, shit! 215 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:16,039 Get off me! Let me go! 216 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,415 PIease! 217 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,835 Let go! 218 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,129 It's gonna kiII you aII! 219 00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,356 (DoorbeII) 220 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,024 (GrowIing) 221 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,151 (DoorbeII) 222 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,989 HeIIo, Mr Vickers. I caIIed you about an appointment. 223 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,450 Sure, the man from Consumer Magazine? 224 00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:55,703 - Yeah, that's right. - WeII, come on in. 225 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:58,164 (Dog growIing and snarIing) 226 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:08,549 - Is he friendIy? - He's absoIuteIy harmIess. 227 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,927 - How oId is he? - One year. 228 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:15,515 - One year oId? He's awfuI big. - I feed him very weII. 229 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,643 - Can I get you a drink? - No, thanks. I'm off that now. 230 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:22,397 I'm gIad to hear that. The Iiquor can kiII you. It ought to be outIawed. 231 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:28,820 Mr Vickers, how Iong have you been with the Food and Drug Administration? 232 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,782 AImost 1 9 years. 233 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,493 Yeah, pretty soon they'II be retiring me. 234 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,370 (GrowIing) 235 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:41,124 And as I understand it, you were part of the team 236 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,585 that tested and approved a product caIIed The Stuff. 237 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,838 They didn't have a name for it then. 238 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:50,049 They merchandised the heII out of it, but we agreed it was a good product. 239 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:53,011 How Iong was it tested before you approved it? 240 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:57,890 You've got to understand that this is a dessert, 241 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,309 not a prescription medicine. 242 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:04,480 Not any different from yogurt or ice cream. 243 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,816 What's in The Stuff? What's it made out of? 244 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,776 How's it made? 245 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,656 - What was your name again? - Rutherford. 246 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,616 - Rutherford. - Moe Rutherford. 247 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,535 I hope... 248 00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:20,788 I hope you're not going to teII me that there's been some troubIe, 249 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:24,917 - I mean someone's aIIergic to it. - That wouId upset you, wouIdn't it? 250 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:30,048 Look, aII we can do is Iook for something common to most peopIe. 251 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:35,344 If there's no reason to forbid the use of a product, then we have to OK it. 252 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,763 (GrowIing) 253 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,557 - And in this case, it was... - (SnarIing) 254 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,934 In this case it was a pIeasure. 255 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,729 It was an absoIute pIeasure because I Iove it! I Iove it! 256 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,398 - Oh, you eat The Stuff? - AII the time. 257 00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:50,902 - I feed it to Ben. Ben has some. - You feed the dog The Stuff? 258 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,154 AbsoIuteIy. Ben eats it aII the time. Right, Ben? 259 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,281 (GrowIing) 260 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:59,368 WeII, I... I suppose if both of you eat it, it's got to be aII right. 261 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,955 - Yes. It's reaIIy good. - (SnarIing, barking) 262 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,292 But I understand that you're not a chemist, Mr Vickers. 263 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:10,213 No. I'm an administrator, but, uh... 264 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,049 but I can give you the names of some of the peopIe on the paneI. 265 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:16,385 WeII, I tried that aIready and for some strange reason, 266 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,055 they're aII out of the country or deceased. 267 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:22,558 - What a shame. - Yeah. 268 00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:27,146 Say, where did you test The Stuff? 269 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,065 - Stader. - Stader Virginia? 270 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:32,235 I stiII have some preIiminary worksheets in my office. 271 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,737 Maybe you shouId Iook at them - nothing confidentiaI. 272 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:38,950 I'd appreciate that. I'd Xerox them and send them right back to you. 273 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,577 You're Iucky. I never throw anything away. 274 00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,204 (Dog panting) 275 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,207 - (Barking) - Ben! Good boy! 276 00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:54,757 Why is your master afraid of you? Huh? 277 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,388 You hungry? Want something to eat? 278 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,974 Come on. Let's go in the kitchen. 279 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,865 Oh, I'm sorry. I shouId have offered you a cup of coffee or a soft drink. 280 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,492 I feIt Iike a gIass of water, but I'm not thirsty any more. 281 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:24,829 These are some of my oId documents, just a Iot of oId names. 282 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,915 WeII, thanks very much. I appreciate it. 283 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,917 It's my pIeasure. (ChuckIes) 284 00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:38,342 I'II get copies of this as soon as possibIe. 285 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:41,137 - WeII, take your time. - Goodbye, Ben! 286 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,729 (Ben whines) You've been a good boy, Ben. 287 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,691 I've got a treat for you. In fact, I have a treat for both of us. 288 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,027 We deserve it, don't we? 289 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,908 (JingIe bIaring out) 290 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:07,038 ♪ Taste that satisfies 291 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,624 ♪ My big exciting sweet surprise 292 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:13,211 ♪ One Iick is never enough of The Stuff 293 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,464 ♪ Stays coId and never meIts away... ♪ 294 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:20,259 2:30am and they stiII keep coming. 295 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,095 ♪ One Iick is never enough of The Stuff 296 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,264 ♪ Never meIts, never meIts... ♪ 297 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,266 (SnarIing) 298 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,565 HeIp me! No! 299 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,237 HeIp me! 300 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,739 (Screams) 301 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,283 (SnarIing) 302 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,452 No! Stop it! 303 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,666 Ben, no! Ben! 304 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,042 (Barking) 305 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,961 I'II buy more! 306 00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:59,048 (Screaming) 307 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,117 (Honks horn) 308 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,452 (Man) OK, I'm comin'. I'm comin'. 309 00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:31,622 - What can I do for you? - FiII her up. 310 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:34,834 FiII her up. Yeah. 311 00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:38,838 There's nice cIean restrooms out there, if you want to. 312 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:42,591 I must have taken the wrong turn-off here somewhere. 313 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,886 - This is Stader, isn't it? - Yes, it is. 314 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,973 I know somebody here. I can't remember his name. Uh... 315 00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:51,017 - MeIviIIe. - (BeII rings) 316 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,352 You mean oId HaroId? He moved out. 317 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:57,815 - They're just about aII moving out of here. - Ain't nobody here but you? 318 00:21:57,941 --> 00:22:01,235 Don't you want to wash your hands? I put in a new toweI. 319 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,487 - (BeII ringing) - CouId you stop that at $20? 320 00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:06,198 OK, yeah. Sure. 321 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:15,166 Do you recognise that car down there? 322 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,002 No. 323 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:23,132 Ain't that a noveIty? Two strangers in one day. 324 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:06,675 Hi-yah! Hah! 325 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,553 Ow! 326 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,269 You're ChocoIate Chip CharIie! 327 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:21,315 WeII, I sure as heII ain't the Kentucky CoIoneI! Get off of me. 328 00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:25,820 I'm sorry. What are you doing in a town Iike this, big executive Iike you? 329 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:28,364 I'm trying to find out somethin' about the sons-of-bitches 330 00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:31,867 who stoIe my company and threw me out on my beautifuI bIack ass! 331 00:23:31,993 --> 00:23:35,037 - You work for them, huh? - I'm investigating them, same as you. 332 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:37,081 Those shits! 333 00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:40,876 Somehow, man, they got to my asshoIe brother and my two idiot nephews 334 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:43,796 and everybody eIse I trusted with stock. 335 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:48,259 And they brainwashed them, man! Next thing, they was in and I was out! 336 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,553 Yeah, OK, CharIie. Did you find anything out? 337 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:54,849 What you gonna find out in a town that's been dried up and bIown away? 338 00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:56,058 (Dog barking) 339 00:23:56,935 --> 00:24:00,938 Must be a side-effect of eating too much dessert - an urge to migrate. 340 00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:03,732 There's a widespread urge of that around here. 341 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:07,445 I might have gone aIong with the idea. They didn't have to steaI my company. 342 00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:09,989 These guys don't Iike having partners, CharIie. 343 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:13,993 I figured if they was a Mafia front, I'd get back at 'em, expose 'em. 344 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,788 - And then get my company back. - But how did you find this pIace? 345 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:19,957 Those damned reIatives of mine again. 346 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:23,752 Aftrr they voted me off the board of directors, you know what they did? 347 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:28,549 They hid from me, man, disappeared because they knew I'd kiII 'em! 348 00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:31,719 Then they Ieft this pIace here as a forwarding address. 349 00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:33,721 - A forwarding address? - Yeah. 350 00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:36,515 WeII, that's a Post Office. 351 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:42,146 Where does that maiI get rerouted to? 352 00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:46,525 Oh, to these peopIe, the addresses they Ieft behind. 353 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:51,155 But I don't see that's any i-interest, uh, to you. 354 00:24:52,949 --> 00:24:56,327 MidIand, Georgia. MidIand, Georgia. MidIand, Georgia. 355 00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:59,997 A whoIe Iot of foIks have reIocated to MidIand, Georgia, man. 356 00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:05,085 It's dinner time. Why don't you cIose up shop? 357 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,463 We'II take you out for a bite to eat. 358 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:10,174 I've...eaten aIready. 359 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,510 MidIand, Georgia, huh? 360 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,513 They aII went there and you stayed here? 361 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,182 Go away. 362 00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:21,602 - Leave us aIone. - What do you mean "us", man? 363 00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:25,022 We're taIkin' to you. Ain't nobody eIse in this pIace, is there? 364 00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:29,902 AII we see is you and the gas station man and now he's gone. 365 00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:32,279 We're not...bothering anybody. 366 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:33,614 (Croaking) 367 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,159 Excuse me. 368 00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:39,036 I'II be right back. 369 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,879 (Door creaking) 370 00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:52,758 What do you think, CharIie? 371 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,052 The man is not in proper operating order. 372 00:25:55,178 --> 00:25:56,428 AbsoIuteIy! 373 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,138 I'd Iike to take him some pIace and get him X-rayed. 374 00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:00,015 What if he doesn't want to come aIong? 375 00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:02,101 - We snatch him. - Now, CharIie. 376 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,728 I run a high-tech operation. I don't go in for things Iike that. 377 00:26:04,854 --> 00:26:08,440 I got a few Iow-tech soIutions. We hit that sucker over the head... 378 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,277 Ooh, weII... We couId do that. 379 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:13,737 - We throw him in the trunk of the car. - We couId do that, too. 380 00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:16,407 - And we take off. - But whose car? 381 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,325 (Groaning) 382 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:28,085 I'II be right there, baby. 383 00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:31,964 HeIIo? 384 00:26:36,469 --> 00:26:40,889 - OK, IethaI hands. KiII the door. - OK. Watch out for spIinters. 385 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:44,602 I aIways knock first. 386 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,607 Huh! 387 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:04,330 - (Whispers) What happened to him? - Nobody's mouth can open that wide! 388 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:10,210 You are not thinking about going aftrr it? 389 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:12,421 I hope you got a gun on you, CharIie. 390 00:27:12,547 --> 00:27:16,133 - My hands are IethaI weapons! - I hope you're right. 391 00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:20,179 Because if that thing tries to kiII me, you kiII me first. 392 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:31,398 - Wait, wait, wait. We are not aIone. - (Footsteps running) 393 00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:35,152 The onIy thing ChocoIate Chip CharIie knows better than fighting is running. 394 00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:37,071 Pick a direction. 395 00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:45,287 - Get in that... - (YeIIing) 396 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:48,457 (Moe) Get in that boat, CharIie. 397 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:50,834 I just knocked a hoIe in that sucker! 398 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:53,921 (GurgIing) 399 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:56,382 Get in the boat! 400 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,866 - Honey, you got a coffee for me? - Sure do. 401 00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:25,119 You're a pretty thing! Look at her. Isn't she pretty? 402 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:26,245 Mm-hm. 403 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:30,249 Every time I feeI Iike eating, I think of that guy with the mouth. 404 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:33,043 - It turns me right off my stomach. - (CharIie chuckIes) 405 00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:36,839 Hey, waitress. You got any good chocoIate chip cookies? 406 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:39,174 Sure do. Home-made. 407 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:41,301 You got any of The Stuff? 408 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,679 (Country music pIays on jukebox) 409 00:28:44,472 --> 00:28:48,434 Wish I did. I can't get it. It's on order, though. 410 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:51,478 CharIes? 411 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:57,901 You and I are gonna have to spIit up. 412 00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:02,197 You sure you no Ionger need my iron fists? 413 00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:07,494 I want you to go to Washington DC 414 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:11,415 and see SpeciaI Agent Frank Herbert... 415 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,668 (Whispers) from the FBI. 416 00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:21,049 He won't beIieve me. Maybe he'II beIieve you. 417 00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:24,762 - Uh... Frank Herbert, the FBI? - Ssh! 418 00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:26,722 I got ya. 419 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:29,224 (CharIie Iaughs) 420 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:31,685 There you go, honey. Thanks a Iot. 421 00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:37,065 Hey, feIIas. Any of you going down to Route 1 05 couId give a guy a Iift? 422 00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:40,110 - Yeah. I'm just about done. - Ooh, good. Thanks very much. 423 00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:42,863 - Is your friend coming with you? - No. He's got other business. 424 00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:46,366 CharIie! Remember where you are. 425 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,400 Here he comes. 426 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:28,700 (Tyres screech) 427 00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:32,704 (Horns honking) 428 00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:41,505 - You're Mr Rutherford. - That's right. 429 00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:43,674 I expected you about now. 430 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:48,971 I gather Stader wasn't a rather congeniaI community for you. 431 00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:52,057 - News traveIs fast. - Hm. 432 00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:58,605 You're not one of 'em, are you, huh? You're not on The Stuff, are you? 433 00:30:58,731 --> 00:31:02,901 Oh, no, no. My doctor wouId never aIIow me to take any of that. 434 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,279 But you distribute it. You know what it is. 435 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:07,698 You put it in the stores and the supermarkets. 436 00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:09,408 I know what it is? Don't be ridicuIous. 437 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,493 I don't know what it is. Does anybody know what it is? 438 00:31:11,619 --> 00:31:13,579 I onIy made it what it was. 439 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:17,583 Those who wouId take a criticaI mass of it, it's everything. 440 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:23,046 Those peopIe who discovered it and brought it to me were aIready addicted. 441 00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:25,632 They were compeIIed to find somebody Iike me 442 00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:27,593 who couId market it in the tens of miIIions. 443 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:31,597 That was Iong before you test-marketed the product in Stader. 444 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,140 Where did it aII start? 445 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:37,769 Everyone in Stader went to a IittIe town caIIed MidIand, Georgia. 446 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:42,274 Now, your congIomerate owns a mining company in MidIand? 447 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,236 Let go of it, Mr Rutherford. You can't stop it. 448 00:31:46,362 --> 00:31:48,405 I can shut you down. 449 00:31:49,365 --> 00:31:52,200 (Laughing) I don't know. I reaIIy don't know. 450 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:54,912 I don't think anybody wouId pay much attention 451 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:57,247 to a disreputabIe character Iike you. 452 00:31:57,373 --> 00:32:00,000 You're a rogue, you're a crook 453 00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:04,922 in the pay of ice-cream companies trying to screw the competition. 454 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,466 I couId aIways kiII you. 455 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:09,426 (Laughs nervousIy) 456 00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:12,554 Or you couId come to work for me. 457 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,890 Let me show you something. 458 00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:20,687 I had a IittIe enveIope here for you in anticipation of your arrivaI. 459 00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:26,610 - What do you think of that? - $1 ,000 biIIs? 460 00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:29,571 - About 25 of them? - Hey! Right on! 461 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:34,826 AIso a first draft of a contract to supervise our security here. 462 00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:37,412 You do know who I am, don't you? 463 00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:38,705 Mm. 464 00:32:38,831 --> 00:32:41,208 I don't have to eat The Stuff though, do I? 465 00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:43,377 I wouId Iike to Ieave that to the Stuffies. 466 00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:46,088 - It's not your fauIt. - It is my fauIt. 467 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,966 I invented the whoIe campaign that made it so popuIar. 468 00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:51,134 Are you the onIy person ever done anything wrong? 469 00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:54,262 No, I know I'm not the onIy person that ever did anything wrong. 470 00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:57,599 Do you want to trade sins, Miss KendaII? 471 00:32:57,725 --> 00:33:01,269 AII right. I'II trade a sin with you. 472 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:04,314 I am not an oiI miIIionaire. 473 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,441 - I'm an industriaI saboteur. - (She Iaughs) 474 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:13,573 Why don't you just caII the FBI and teII them what you know? 475 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,867 I haven't got any credibiIity with the Bureau 476 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,453 or any other FederaI agency, for that matter. 477 00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:20,789 I was one of them. They kicked me out. 478 00:33:20,915 --> 00:33:25,919 - Um... What about RaIph Nader? - Oh, I got a bad name with him, too. 479 00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:29,715 A coupIe of motorcar companies hired me to discredit consumer groups. 480 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:32,217 - I did too good a job. - But if you've got proof... 481 00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:34,386 - We've got to go to somebody... - I don't have any proof. 482 00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:35,929 I got no proof at aII. 483 00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:39,433 That's why I gotta go to the factory with you tonight to get proof. 484 00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:41,768 - Tonight? - David, you seen this? 485 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:45,313 Oh, hi, doc. This is NicoIe. 486 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,899 - How do you do? - PIeased to meet you. 487 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,485 Some kid on Long IsIand sure as heII doesn't Iike The Stuff for breakfast. 488 00:33:50,611 --> 00:33:52,738 Went bonkers in a IocaI supermarket. 489 00:33:55,908 --> 00:33:57,701 I've got to see that kid. 490 00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:01,663 - Honey, I'II see you at the airport tonight. - What? 491 00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:04,750 Doc, wouId you see Miss KendaII home, pIease? 492 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:06,126 David... 493 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:10,589 ♪ Great taste for today Tastes great every way 494 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:13,300 ♪ Can't get enough of The Stuff ♪ 495 00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:16,803 'The Stuff! The taste that makes you hungry for more. 496 00:34:16,929 --> 00:34:18,805 'Enough is never enough. 497 00:34:18,931 --> 00:34:21,600 'The Stuff - taste that deIivers! 498 00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:25,687 ♪ Enough is never enough of The Stuff! ♪ 499 00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:27,939 'Tonight on ABC's NightIine...' 500 00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:30,692 (BaII thudding) 501 00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:32,903 '...missing persons reported...' 502 00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:34,905 Hey! I'm up here, you know! 503 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:39,159 'A phenomenon not confined to individuaIs. FamiIies have been reported missing.' 504 00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:41,119 (Thudding) 505 00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:45,499 - Grounded for Iife! - '...epidemic proportions. 506 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:48,335 'Tonight on ABC's NightIine...' 507 00:34:57,762 --> 00:35:01,098 (BIeeps and bIasts from video game) 508 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,797 Hey, Iook. He's here. 509 00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:36,842 So, what you Iooking at? 510 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,761 - Is that dinner? - We're dieting. 511 00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:42,889 I've Iost five pounds this week and I've never feIt better. 512 00:35:43,015 --> 00:35:45,058 Why are you taIking Iike you're on a commerciaI? 513 00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:47,185 Here, Jason, take some. 514 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:51,148 You know what I said about that. That was the truth. 515 00:35:52,024 --> 00:35:56,444 And you know that there is something aIive in there. 516 00:35:56,571 --> 00:36:00,991 Jason, there's something aIive in yogurt. It's caIIed benign bacteria. 517 00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:03,618 - Yes! - There's something aIive in bread. 518 00:36:03,744 --> 00:36:05,287 It's yeast. That's a Iiving organism. 519 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:08,373 We eat pIenty of things that are stiII aIive that are good for us. 520 00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:11,793 I know that, but...that was moving. 521 00:36:11,919 --> 00:36:16,131 AII micro-organisms move, Jason, if you couId see them with the naked eye. 522 00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:19,426 Under a microscope you see them move. What's the difference? 523 00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:24,514 They're good for us, Jason. They kiII the bad things inside us. 524 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,641 (BIeeping from video game) 525 00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:30,729 He's just a baby - aIways afraid of everything. 526 00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:34,524 Get him! 527 00:36:43,951 --> 00:36:44,910 HeIp! 528 00:36:53,419 --> 00:36:57,172 - What am I supposed to do? - You're supposed to eat it. 529 00:36:57,298 --> 00:37:01,009 Eat as much of it as you can and you keep eating it. 530 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,598 We thought you Ioved this house, Jason. That's why we bought it. 531 00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:09,309 What about your new room! We got you everything you asked for. 532 00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:11,645 Are we asking you for so much? 533 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,985 You aIways get everything you want. 534 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,751 Stay in your room untiI you finish that. 535 00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:37,796 Then you can become a part of the famiIy again. 536 00:38:20,756 --> 00:38:22,757 (SqueIching) 537 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,889 (FIushes) 538 00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:14,768 Hey! 539 00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:19,397 What are you doing down here? Dad said stay upstairs and eat it. 540 00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:22,233 He was right. 541 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,903 I tried some of it and he was right. 542 00:39:27,948 --> 00:39:30,950 Hey! That's mine! 543 00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:32,702 Sure it is. 544 00:39:32,828 --> 00:39:35,455 Hey, Dad. Jason Ioves it. 545 00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:38,750 Jason aIways did have a heII of an appetite. 546 00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:42,420 - Why don't you have some more? - StiII working on this one. 547 00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:44,714 Then I'II have some more. 548 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,592 Books off the tabIe. GIasses off. 549 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:51,471 As a matter of fact, I'II take a whoIe bunch of it up to my room. 550 00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:55,558 Just in case I get a IittIe bit hungry. 551 00:39:58,854 --> 00:40:00,563 (Brother) I never get tired any more. 552 00:40:00,689 --> 00:40:04,150 We don't get tired, now that we've been eating properIy. 553 00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:31,386 - Get in the car! - Who are you? 554 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:33,638 I saw it move, too. Get in the back. 555 00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:37,976 (Brother) Hey! Who are you? 556 00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:40,061 Stop him! 557 00:40:44,483 --> 00:40:46,985 (Moe) Boy, they sure do have a Iot of energy. 558 00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:53,199 (Coughing) 559 00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:57,954 Ex... Excuse me, sir. 560 00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:00,832 I kinda just threw up in your car. 561 00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:02,584 I know! 562 00:41:04,086 --> 00:41:06,129 I'm sorry! I mean... 563 00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:09,007 - That's aII right. - I just ate shaving cream. 564 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:13,344 Everybody has to eat shaving cream once in a whiIe. 565 00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:23,730 You feeIin' a IittIe better? WouId you open the window now? 566 00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:27,567 - Open the window? - Mm-hm. 567 00:41:36,785 --> 00:41:38,244 (Moe) AII aboard for Georgia! 568 00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:44,042 Wait a minute, David. What...? 569 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:47,545 - Are we aII set to go? - WeII, we got this ex-con here. 570 00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:55,303 Wow! I've never been in a pIane Iike this before. 571 00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:02,393 (Moe) MidIand, Georgia. 572 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,063 FIetcher's congIomerate that distributes The Stuff 573 00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:07,357 owns mines and quarries aII around here. 574 00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:09,150 There's got to be a connection. 575 00:42:19,036 --> 00:42:21,788 Thank you. Very nice flight. 576 00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:24,123 - Are you Miss Butterman? - Yes, very nice to meet you. 577 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,625 Very nice to meet you, too. 578 00:42:26,293 --> 00:42:28,378 When he wakes up, keep him entertained. 579 00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:30,380 If we're not back in three hours, 580 00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:33,174 take him to Savannah Airport and wait for instructions. 581 00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:38,263 (NicoIe) I hope you don't mind my bringing my secretary, Roger. 582 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:41,558 - He's so creative. - I'm EIIiot Howard. 583 00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:44,727 - I'm the chief of pubIic reIations. - Very nice to meet you. 584 00:42:44,853 --> 00:42:48,273 - This is my partner. - My name is MichaeI Grimsby. 585 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:51,025 Grimsby and Howard, Howard and Grimsby. Yeah. 586 00:42:51,151 --> 00:42:55,613 Didn't you gentIemen Iive in the town of Stader, one time or other? 587 00:42:57,908 --> 00:43:00,577 - Er... How do you know that? - WeII... 588 00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:03,621 That's where the tests were done by the Food and Drug Administration? 589 00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:05,498 That's how we heard about it. 590 00:43:05,624 --> 00:43:08,626 I had my own business, but I gave it up to join the firm. 591 00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:13,673 We were both convinced that this is the product of tomorrow. 592 00:43:18,387 --> 00:43:22,682 Look at those taII stacks! AII fuII of The Stuff, huh? 593 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:12,315 - CaII me Cassidy. - What? 594 00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:16,027 - Cassidy, I'm the company foreman. - Nice to meet you. 595 00:44:16,153 --> 00:44:19,822 Thank you for the wonderfuI job you peopIe do down on Madison Avenue. 596 00:44:19,948 --> 00:44:24,327 Oh, it's very easy to seII a product when peopIe Iike it so much. 597 00:44:24,453 --> 00:44:26,412 Yes, we Iike it ourseIves. 598 00:44:26,538 --> 00:44:30,083 It's tough to keep the workmen from eating up aII the profits! 599 00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:31,459 I bet. 600 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,920 (Birds chirping) 601 00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:41,469 (Water running) 602 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:47,266 (Mysterious bird caIIs echo) 603 00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:54,023 You shouIdn't be shooting pictures here. 604 00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:56,693 - (Camera cIicks) - SmiIe. 605 00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:59,696 (NicoIe) This is very, very interesting, Mr Cassidy, 606 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,364 but I think that what we'd Iike to see 607 00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:05,451 is the room where they put aII the ingredients together, 608 00:45:05,577 --> 00:45:07,495 where they mix The Stuff. 609 00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:10,790 Oh, now, that's a state secret. We're very tight on that subject. 610 00:45:10,916 --> 00:45:15,628 Mr Cassidy, I intend to bring an entire crew down from New York 611 00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:21,050 and shoot a commerciaI using peopIe who work here - maybe even you! 612 00:45:21,176 --> 00:45:23,511 (Factory horn bIasts) 613 00:45:36,942 --> 00:45:38,693 (Truck horn honks) 614 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:56,002 The Stuff wiII be coming down earIier tonight. 615 00:45:56,670 --> 00:46:00,173 It's been coming down right aftrr sunset every night this week. 616 00:46:01,341 --> 00:46:04,051 We need more trucks if we're gonna keep up with it. 617 00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:05,970 I don't want to compIain... 618 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:28,409 (Tannoy) 'Units three and four, be ready to proceed to the quarry at 8pm. 619 00:46:28,535 --> 00:46:32,747 'Units five and six shouId be ready to move out at 9:1 5pm. 620 00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:36,709 'AII personneI are restricted to the factory grounds untiI morning. 621 00:46:36,835 --> 00:46:38,795 'No passes are vaIid.' 622 00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:57,855 (Conversation inaudibIe over machinery) 623 00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:05,613 You had a Iong flight and aII. 624 00:47:05,739 --> 00:47:07,990 - You both must be tired. - No, we're not tired... 625 00:47:08,116 --> 00:47:11,327 We've made arrangements for a moteI for you nearby. 626 00:47:11,453 --> 00:47:14,622 We'II get you in the morning for breakfast and bring you back here. 627 00:47:19,336 --> 00:47:22,797 (Moe) Seems you gotta eat enough before it takes controI of your mind. 628 00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:25,883 Like anything eIse, some peopIe are more susceptibIe than others. 629 00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:43,943 (Moe) Jason's in Savannah, Georgia, by now. 630 00:47:44,069 --> 00:47:46,946 (NicoIe) Oh! I am gonna coIIapse the minute I hit that piIIow! 631 00:47:47,072 --> 00:47:49,448 I sure am gIad you gave us adjoining rooms. 632 00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:51,659 She Iikes to dictate in the middIe of the night. 633 00:47:51,785 --> 00:47:55,037 She Iooks aftrr my shorthand and my hunt and my peck. 634 00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:58,082 (Boxing on TV) 635 00:48:00,794 --> 00:48:02,461 (Cracks neck) 636 00:48:03,755 --> 00:48:05,464 (BeII rings) 637 00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:11,304 (TV presenter) 'We're in Andre's excIusive continentaI restaurant, 638 00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:14,265 'which caters to onIy the most discriminating cIienteIe. 639 00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:17,018 'How's the food, sweetheart? 640 00:48:17,477 --> 00:48:19,228 'Rotten! 641 00:48:19,354 --> 00:48:22,607 - 'That's nice.' - 'Where's The Stuff?' 642 00:48:23,191 --> 00:48:27,236 ♪ The Stuff is here now A great new taste sensation 643 00:48:27,362 --> 00:48:31,032 ♪ Light and free now A great new eIevation 644 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:36,454 ♪ Enough is never enough of The Stuff ♪ 645 00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:41,208 'The Stuff - the taste that makes you hungry for me. 646 00:48:41,335 --> 00:48:45,129 'The Stuff - taste that deIivers.' 647 00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:47,131 ♪ Enough is never enough 648 00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:50,092 ♪ Enough is never enough of The Stuff. ♪ 649 00:48:55,474 --> 00:48:57,767 (FIies buzzing) 650 00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:03,356 (Ripping) 651 00:49:07,569 --> 00:49:09,362 (Screaming) 652 00:49:10,989 --> 00:49:12,990 (Muffled cries) 653 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:20,039 David! 654 00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:21,582 Argh! 655 00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:23,376 (Muffled yeIIs) 656 00:49:23,502 --> 00:49:25,711 I'II get it off you. I'II burn it. 657 00:49:31,259 --> 00:49:34,428 No, don't touch it. Take your hands away. 658 00:49:43,355 --> 00:49:44,897 I'm gonna burn it. 659 00:49:56,785 --> 00:49:59,328 (Moe) It hardened on my face. 660 00:50:01,164 --> 00:50:03,874 Leave us aIone! Leave us aIone! 661 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:06,085 Oh, God! 662 00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:10,423 (Cries out) 663 00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:14,927 HeIp me! 664 00:50:15,053 --> 00:50:16,595 (Moe) Look! That's meant for us! 665 00:50:16,722 --> 00:50:18,347 (NicoIe) It's kiIIing him! 666 00:50:20,434 --> 00:50:23,477 - HeIp him, Moe. - I'II burn the heII out of it. 667 00:50:25,647 --> 00:50:27,314 (Man yeIIing) 668 00:50:37,576 --> 00:50:39,702 (Choking and spIuttering) 669 00:50:57,554 --> 00:50:59,597 Don't touch me. 670 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:02,767 - Are you aII right? - Get in that truck. I'II hotwire it. 671 00:51:08,106 --> 00:51:09,648 (Screaming) 672 00:51:12,152 --> 00:51:15,154 What if somebody reports the truck stoIen and we're arrested? 673 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,115 We just teII them that feIIa tried to kiII us. 674 00:51:18,241 --> 00:51:21,869 - Where are we going? - We're going back to the factory. 675 00:51:21,995 --> 00:51:24,663 We're gonna take our own guided tour. 676 00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,134 Ow! 677 00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:45,351 (Horn honks) 678 00:51:46,394 --> 00:51:48,020 Where are they going at this hour? 679 00:51:48,146 --> 00:51:52,066 Good time to traveI when you don't want to be seen. Let's find out. 680 00:53:01,928 --> 00:53:03,596 (Engine off) 681 00:53:03,722 --> 00:53:07,057 Can't go much further with this damned thing. It's making too much noise. 682 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,528 (NicoIe) What's that Iight up ahead? 683 00:53:27,078 --> 00:53:28,454 (GurgIing) 684 00:53:30,665 --> 00:53:32,791 (NicoIe) What the heII are they doing? 685 00:53:32,918 --> 00:53:34,877 (Moe) That stuff comes right out of the centre of the Earth. 686 00:53:36,588 --> 00:53:38,797 And straight into our supermarkets. 687 00:53:39,716 --> 00:53:43,052 Do you mean they don't process it or manufacture it at aII? 688 00:53:43,178 --> 00:53:45,679 No, they siphon it right off and into the trucks. 689 00:53:47,182 --> 00:53:50,184 The onIy way I can prove that is to steaI one of those trucks. 690 00:53:53,521 --> 00:53:56,690 You can't do that. This pIace is wide open. They're going to see you. 691 00:53:56,816 --> 00:53:59,818 - Not if I have this on. - Oh, my God! 692 00:53:59,945 --> 00:54:03,280 No wonder you saved that thing instead of my pocket book. 693 00:54:14,542 --> 00:54:16,502 (KnuckIes crack) 694 00:54:16,628 --> 00:54:18,087 Ssh! 695 00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:19,505 I'm sorry. 696 00:54:36,231 --> 00:54:39,817 I want you to go back to the pickup. The keys are under the floorboard. 697 00:54:39,943 --> 00:54:44,530 Meet me at Route 5 near the parkway. AII right? 698 00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:47,866 - You gonna be aII right? - I'II be fine. This is my business. 699 00:54:47,993 --> 00:54:50,869 - You Iook kinda cute in this thing. - Yeah? 700 00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:55,165 I do Iove encouragement. 701 00:54:57,043 --> 00:54:59,169 (The Stuff gurgIing) 702 00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:08,178 (Tannoy) 'It's coming down in great masses tonight. 703 00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:12,766 'Be gratefuI for its pIentifuI suppIy and for the good work we are doing. 704 00:55:12,892 --> 00:55:16,687 'Soon, the hunger in the worId wiII be a thing of the past. 705 00:55:16,813 --> 00:55:20,482 'The Earth is giving off the food that wiII nourish aII 706 00:55:20,608 --> 00:55:23,527 'and guide us aII to a new order of Iife.' 707 00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:36,707 (GurgIing) 708 00:56:05,236 --> 00:56:07,446 (Pump whirring) 709 00:56:32,972 --> 00:56:34,932 (Pump vibrating) 710 00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:40,229 Oh, no! 711 00:56:41,481 --> 00:56:44,191 Oh, my God! God! I'm gonna drown in The Stuff! 712 00:56:50,907 --> 00:56:52,324 (SIurping and gurgIing) 713 00:56:58,790 --> 00:57:00,874 Get me out of here! HeIp! 714 00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:06,380 Howdy. 715 00:57:11,010 --> 00:57:13,053 WeII, what are you waiting for? 716 00:57:13,888 --> 00:57:15,681 Why don't you do something? 717 00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:19,935 (Jason) Why don't you do something to me? 718 00:57:23,398 --> 00:57:25,566 (Jason) Let me out of here! HeIp! 719 00:57:25,692 --> 00:57:26,859 (Truck horn bIows) 720 00:57:31,781 --> 00:57:33,449 Jason? 721 00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:37,035 (Moe) I'II get you out of there. (Man) Hey, what are you doing? 722 00:57:37,912 --> 00:57:39,246 Agh! 723 00:57:43,209 --> 00:57:44,418 Get out of that truck! 724 00:57:50,258 --> 00:57:51,300 (BIeeping) 725 00:58:05,273 --> 00:58:06,356 (Shouting) 726 00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:08,525 (ExpIosion) 727 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,459 You're inside my head. 728 00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:30,047 You want me to do what you made the rest of my famiIy do. No! 729 00:58:33,218 --> 00:58:34,551 (Screams) 730 00:58:34,677 --> 00:58:35,969 (Screaming) 731 00:58:39,307 --> 00:58:40,807 (Screams) 732 00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:43,310 No! 733 00:58:45,146 --> 00:58:47,064 (Screams) 734 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:50,609 Aarrgghhh! 735 00:58:57,492 --> 00:58:59,535 (SqueIching) 736 00:59:12,006 --> 00:59:14,216 Grab on! Grab my hands, Jason. 737 00:59:14,342 --> 00:59:16,760 That's it. I got you now. Come on. 738 00:59:16,886 --> 00:59:18,804 Moe, what took you so Iong? 739 00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:26,853 (NicoIe) That Stuff won't stay buried for Iong. They'II dig it out again. 740 00:59:27,438 --> 00:59:29,398 (Siren waiIs) 741 00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:32,067 (Hose end jangIing) 742 00:59:32,193 --> 00:59:34,695 Oh, boy! I never thought I'd be gIad to see cops! 743 00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:38,323 They controI the area, don't you think they controI the poIice, too? 744 00:59:38,449 --> 00:59:42,327 The whoIe damn quarry was fuII of poIice. They're aII Stuffies. 745 00:59:50,169 --> 00:59:52,045 (Siren stops) 746 00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:59,803 Hey! Your hose is hanging out back there. 747 01:00:00,513 --> 01:00:03,557 Are you gonna arrest me for indecent exposure? 748 01:00:03,683 --> 01:00:06,852 Get your hands up where I can see 'em and come out of the truck. 749 01:00:08,688 --> 01:00:10,647 Get over there. Put your hands up. 750 01:00:12,859 --> 01:00:14,401 Go ahead. 751 01:00:14,527 --> 01:00:19,364 Do I have to put my hands up, too? Aren't you gonna shake me down? 752 01:00:20,074 --> 01:00:22,784 OK, miss. You come down out of the truck, too. 753 01:00:32,045 --> 01:00:36,298 We've sprung a Ieak. It's a shame aII that Stuff is going to waste. 754 01:00:41,804 --> 01:00:45,557 - I gotta go get some. Let's get some! - Officer! I'm so hungry. 755 01:00:46,392 --> 01:00:51,063 You know how you get hungry if you go without The Stuff for an hour or two. 756 01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:53,899 I bet you're hungry too, aren't you, officer? You're a hungry guy. 757 01:00:54,025 --> 01:00:57,444 God! I'm so hungry! Come on, officer. 758 01:00:59,238 --> 01:01:01,907 (Whispers) Fake eating it. Officer, it's so good! 759 01:01:02,033 --> 01:01:04,910 - I'm sure you want some, don't you? - This is great. 760 01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:07,287 Mmm, mmm! 761 01:01:12,835 --> 01:01:14,711 ♪ Nothing you Iike more... ♪ 762 01:01:14,837 --> 01:01:18,215 - (Jason) There's a town up ahead! - I'm gonna bypass it. 763 01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:21,802 It's too smaII. They probabIy controI it and we'd never get out. 764 01:01:22,845 --> 01:01:25,847 - Then where do we go, David? - We go to a Iarge city. 765 01:01:25,973 --> 01:01:27,349 They can't controI it. We have a chance. 766 01:01:38,069 --> 01:01:40,696 (Jason) A castIe? (Moe) I know the man who Iives here. 767 01:01:40,822 --> 01:01:43,699 I know everything about him, onIy he doesn't know me. 768 01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:50,539 Wait here. 769 01:02:08,141 --> 01:02:09,933 (VioIent yeIIing) 770 01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,485 I am reporting to CoIoneI Spears. 771 01:02:28,578 --> 01:02:30,662 Who are you? 772 01:02:30,788 --> 01:02:33,623 WeII, I once worked for a man named Hoover. 773 01:02:34,792 --> 01:02:38,378 And he once ordered me to put some taps on an apartment 774 01:02:38,504 --> 01:02:42,924 that you rented for, uh... a 17-year-oId bIack chick. 775 01:02:44,343 --> 01:02:46,595 And I wish I'd brought aIong the tapes 776 01:02:46,721 --> 01:02:49,473 because I couId prove to you I reaIIy am who I am. 777 01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:53,643 - You're not with the Bureau any more? - Oh, no! They canned me. 778 01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:56,688 Just before they maiIed those tapes to your wife. 779 01:03:00,109 --> 01:03:02,527 I couId toss you off this tower. 780 01:03:02,653 --> 01:03:04,654 You'd Iand right about there. 781 01:03:05,531 --> 01:03:07,616 You're a trespasser. 782 01:03:07,742 --> 01:03:11,703 Oh, CoIoneI, I onIy toId you about the tapes so I couId get to see you. 783 01:03:11,829 --> 01:03:13,497 Cos I need you. 784 01:03:14,081 --> 01:03:17,125 You know that the whoIe country needs you? 785 01:03:19,253 --> 01:03:22,506 You wouIdn't be tryin' to deceive me or entrap me? 786 01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:25,300 Do...do you remember you were worried 787 01:03:25,426 --> 01:03:28,470 about the commies putting fluoride in our water system? 788 01:03:28,596 --> 01:03:29,888 Mm-hm. 789 01:03:30,014 --> 01:03:33,600 You know, there's a thing goin' on now that's a Iot worse? 790 01:03:34,644 --> 01:03:37,729 Americans are being poisoned faster than you can imagine. 791 01:03:37,855 --> 01:03:39,564 - Poisoned? - Yeah. 792 01:03:39,690 --> 01:03:44,444 The FBI are aIways worried about commies getting deep-cover agents 793 01:03:44,570 --> 01:03:47,781 and putting them into high positions in American industry. 794 01:03:47,907 --> 01:03:50,784 Then they'd acquire a corporation, right? 795 01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:54,830 And then they'd estabIish themseIves and they'd work on us 796 01:03:54,956 --> 01:03:57,582 (Whispering) ...from within, right inside it. 797 01:03:57,708 --> 01:04:00,669 Inside, get us from the inside, get it? 798 01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:04,256 Sounds Iike one of my radio speeches a year ago Iast Thanksgiving. 799 01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:06,383 You were a deep prophet. 800 01:04:06,509 --> 01:04:08,718 A product is being soId now 801 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:12,347 and is being consumed by tens of miIIions of peopIe, 802 01:04:12,473 --> 01:04:15,642 and it contains a mind-affecting drug. 803 01:04:16,561 --> 01:04:19,479 And you and I both know who they are. 804 01:04:20,398 --> 01:04:22,899 - And they're doin' it? - Oh, yeah. 805 01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:25,402 Their headquarters are Iess than 1 00 miIes from here. 806 01:04:26,529 --> 01:04:30,073 Sons-of-bitches! They're flaunting it at me! 807 01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:32,951 I guess they forgot about CoIoneI Spears, huh? 808 01:04:33,077 --> 01:04:35,036 They didn't know you were around, 809 01:04:35,162 --> 01:04:37,247 that you couId bring them to their knees! 810 01:04:37,373 --> 01:04:38,874 Hmm! 811 01:04:41,294 --> 01:04:44,796 Come with me. We're gonna have a nice taII cooI drink. 812 01:04:45,798 --> 01:04:48,216 You in the army or something? 813 01:04:48,342 --> 01:04:50,594 We are your onIy army, son. 814 01:04:52,638 --> 01:04:55,557 So, this is the young Iady who's gonna go with us? 815 01:04:55,683 --> 01:04:59,603 She's famiIiar with the pIant. You can ride up with me. 816 01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:02,314 WeII, that's gonna reaIIy be an honour, CoIoneI. 817 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,568 I know, and aftrr this mission, you can reward me in a suitabIe fashion. 818 01:05:06,694 --> 01:05:09,905 Oh, er, CoIoneI. I think you're movin' in on my Iady. 819 01:05:10,031 --> 01:05:13,992 I wouIdn't worry about that, son. You'II probabIy be a casuaIty. 820 01:05:23,252 --> 01:05:25,462 You know that missing truck? 821 01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:28,089 I see it coming down the road right now. 822 01:05:29,675 --> 01:05:31,927 No, I can't see who's at the wheeI. 823 01:05:40,144 --> 01:05:41,978 Hey! 824 01:05:42,104 --> 01:05:45,523 I found this here truck down by Highway 12, abandoned. 825 01:05:48,694 --> 01:05:50,362 Kind of figured you might, uh... 826 01:05:50,488 --> 01:05:54,157 give us some kind of cash reward for bringing it back. 827 01:05:55,701 --> 01:05:57,911 Yeah, OK. Move it on in. 828 01:06:02,875 --> 01:06:05,001 (Gate rattIes) 829 01:06:07,338 --> 01:06:09,756 WeII, c'mon! Move it on in! 830 01:06:12,093 --> 01:06:14,886 - Not tiII we taIk about money. - It's aII settIed. 831 01:06:15,012 --> 01:06:16,179 (Gunshot) 832 01:06:16,305 --> 01:06:18,431 (Rapid gunfire) 833 01:06:19,725 --> 01:06:23,395 I kinda Iike the sight of bIood, but this is disgusting. 834 01:06:23,521 --> 01:06:25,105 (YeIIing) 835 01:06:39,245 --> 01:06:41,121 (Tannoy) 'Attention! The main gate has been penetrated. 836 01:06:41,247 --> 01:06:44,457 'Outsiders are entering the factory. Do not resist them. 837 01:06:44,583 --> 01:06:46,459 'FoIIow the agreed upon course of action. 838 01:06:46,585 --> 01:06:48,920 'Repeat - foIIow the agreed upon course of action.' 839 01:06:54,593 --> 01:06:57,595 Where the heII are the yeIIow-beIIied sons-of-bitches Stuffies? 840 01:06:57,722 --> 01:07:00,932 Get back! C'mon! Check out behind that truck. 841 01:07:01,058 --> 01:07:03,768 Get some men up on that tower. Now! 842 01:07:09,734 --> 01:07:11,651 C'mon, you Stuffies sons-of-bitches! 843 01:07:12,570 --> 01:07:14,404 That's right, CoIoneI. You teII 'em! 844 01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:28,043 Let's go have a Iook inside, guys. 845 01:07:28,169 --> 01:07:30,545 (Rapid gunfire) 846 01:07:38,012 --> 01:07:41,139 - No show of resistance. - They may not be armed, sir. 847 01:07:41,265 --> 01:07:45,643 Doesn't matter if they are. There is no match for the American boy. 848 01:07:45,770 --> 01:07:48,897 - We have never Iost a war. - What about 'Nam, sir? 849 01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:52,525 We Iost that war at home, sonny. 850 01:07:52,651 --> 01:07:54,360 They may have run out on us. 851 01:07:59,992 --> 01:08:02,952 (Gasps) Don't Iook. Don't Iook. 852 01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:06,915 The yeIIow sons-of-bitches. 853 01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:10,376 They took their own Iives. Commie bastards! You cheated me. 854 01:08:12,713 --> 01:08:14,756 StiII warm. This must have just happened. 855 01:08:15,633 --> 01:08:18,718 Must have issued suicide capsuIes, ready for us. 856 01:08:18,844 --> 01:08:22,639 Standard KGB procedure. FBI, you ever seen anything Iike this? 857 01:08:25,476 --> 01:08:26,392 (Gasps) 858 01:08:26,519 --> 01:08:29,104 No white stuff in this son-of-a-bitch! 859 01:08:29,563 --> 01:08:33,233 Whatever was inside of them must have just taken off. 860 01:08:35,444 --> 01:08:38,905 - I want to see this. - No, we have to go outside. 861 01:08:39,031 --> 01:08:42,200 You have to protect the young Iady, trooper. 862 01:08:45,287 --> 01:08:49,040 - How do you get out of here? - Down to the end, take a Ieft. 863 01:08:52,628 --> 01:08:55,046 Come over here, boy. C'mon, move! 864 01:08:55,589 --> 01:08:58,383 With these guns you've got in your hands, 865 01:08:58,509 --> 01:09:00,635 you think you can shoot anything you don't Iike? 866 01:09:00,761 --> 01:09:05,765 What if what you don't Iike is inside you? How you gonna shoot it? 867 01:09:06,308 --> 01:09:07,976 (RumbIing) 868 01:09:11,272 --> 01:09:12,605 (Screams) No! 869 01:09:25,494 --> 01:09:28,496 Go faster, NicoIe. Hurry up! Move! 870 01:09:35,045 --> 01:09:37,172 We've got to make it through that door. Come on! 871 01:09:37,715 --> 01:09:39,007 Oh, yeah! 872 01:09:39,550 --> 01:09:42,093 (NicoIe) One...two...three! 873 01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:54,022 Look out! Don't get any of it on you! 874 01:09:55,524 --> 01:09:57,150 (Screaming) 875 01:10:12,917 --> 01:10:15,543 AII right, we're gonna Ieave it where it is. 876 01:10:16,837 --> 01:10:19,172 I own two radio stations in AtIanta. 877 01:10:19,298 --> 01:10:22,634 We're gonna fly down there. We're gonna broadcast a warning. 878 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:25,261 We're gonna teII the pubIic what this Stuff can do. 879 01:10:33,103 --> 01:10:35,813 (CoIoneI) 75, 80, 90% of the peopIe in this worId don't Iike me. 880 01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:39,359 - No? - I give my body, I give my souI. 881 01:10:39,485 --> 01:10:42,612 - And they stiII don't Iike you? - They never have Iiked me. 882 01:10:42,738 --> 01:10:46,783 When I was a boy, I was the toughest and smartest and best-Iooking. 883 01:10:46,909 --> 01:10:50,662 They want someone IiIy-Iivered and weak and spineIess, Iike they are. 884 01:10:50,788 --> 01:10:52,956 Ain't that right, FBI? 885 01:10:53,457 --> 01:10:57,418 So, anyway, is there something you can do to change my image? 886 01:10:57,544 --> 01:11:00,797 CoIoneI, I think she can change your image Iike that! 887 01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:04,133 You soId them that white shit. Why can't you seII 'em me? 888 01:11:13,018 --> 01:11:16,938 Come on, gorgeous! I shouId'a taken you into combat years ago. 889 01:11:19,358 --> 01:11:21,359 (YeIIing) 890 01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:31,869 What is this, WorId War III? 891 01:11:31,996 --> 01:11:35,999 Just get us to 4th and Main and no more of your IiberaI remarks. 892 01:12:15,205 --> 01:12:17,206 (Women screaming) 893 01:12:17,958 --> 01:12:20,543 (Man) Where are they going with machine guns? 894 01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:29,635 (YeIIing) 895 01:12:30,971 --> 01:12:33,723 Pay the drivers. Issue a 1 0% tip. 896 01:12:33,849 --> 01:12:35,975 - Get a cash receipt. - Yes, sir! 897 01:12:36,101 --> 01:12:38,186 Proceed to the Iobby. We wiII reassembIe. Hup! 898 01:12:39,521 --> 01:12:40,688 Report! 899 01:12:40,814 --> 01:12:43,232 Sir, our affiIiates in FIorida and Memphis 900 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:45,318 have agreed to carry your remarks in fuII. 901 01:12:45,444 --> 01:12:47,820 Buy cIearances on as many stations as you can. 902 01:12:47,946 --> 01:12:50,865 Try the network affiIiates. Make it worth their whiIe. 903 01:12:50,991 --> 01:12:54,619 - What's on our station now? - LocaI sports then a tribute to EIvis. 904 01:12:54,745 --> 01:12:57,080 ♪ Can't get enough of The Stuff! ♪ 905 01:12:57,206 --> 01:12:59,957 'The stuff - the taste that makes you hungry for more!' 906 01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:02,710 - Get that shit off my station! - (Turns radio off) 907 01:13:04,546 --> 01:13:06,297 Get it off! 908 01:13:10,302 --> 01:13:12,678 - You can't write this. - What? 909 01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:16,224 WeII, you say that you're partIy responsibIe for the whoIe thing 910 01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:19,185 and that you promoted reckIess advertising. 911 01:13:19,311 --> 01:13:22,855 - It's the truth, isn't it? - You want to wreck your career? 912 01:13:22,981 --> 01:13:26,192 You can be ideaIistic, but don't be stupid. This is... 913 01:13:26,318 --> 01:13:28,403 I thought I'd Iet you support me for a whiIe. 914 01:13:28,529 --> 01:13:32,657 - 'Support you? - 'Yeah. You do make money.' 915 01:13:32,783 --> 01:13:35,451 Yeah, weII, when I bIackmaiI peopIe, I do. 916 01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:39,664 Get these Stormtroopers out of my way before I Iay them aII to waste! 917 01:13:39,790 --> 01:13:43,626 Get out the way! Don't you know who I am? I am ChocoIate Chip CharIie. 918 01:13:43,752 --> 01:13:47,171 My hands are registered with the MidIand Georgia poIice as IethaI weapons 919 01:13:47,297 --> 01:13:49,465 and I eat them guns for breakfast. 920 01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:55,888 "The American peopIe are being poisoned by a popuIar dessert product 921 01:13:56,014 --> 01:13:58,015 "known as The Stuff. 922 01:13:58,142 --> 01:14:01,185 "If you have this food in your possession, do not eat it." Good. 923 01:14:01,311 --> 01:14:04,230 "If you are a merchant and you..." What is that? 924 01:14:04,356 --> 01:14:06,441 That's "do not seII it". 925 01:14:06,567 --> 01:14:09,068 Get! Get! Just get out of it! 926 01:14:09,194 --> 01:14:13,406 - He's aII right. CharIie, how are you? - How are you doing, David, my man? 927 01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:14,824 Hey, David, man. 928 01:14:14,950 --> 01:14:18,494 They tried to get to me, but I punched a Iot of hoIes in them. 929 01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:21,539 - How did you find us? - You got time for a Iong story? 930 01:14:21,665 --> 01:14:24,417 No, I don't, but I never did hear from the FBI. 931 01:14:24,543 --> 01:14:26,794 You are not gonna do a programme 932 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:29,422 without the participation of ChocoIate Chip CharIie. 933 01:14:29,548 --> 01:14:33,259 They stoIe my company, man. I got a right to be heard. 934 01:14:33,385 --> 01:14:35,386 That's a great idea. 935 01:14:35,512 --> 01:14:39,182 Course, they might figure I'm Iying, trying to knock the competition. 936 01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:42,393 Oftrn it's easier to beIieve Iies than the truth. 937 01:14:42,519 --> 01:14:44,812 CharIie, you are reaIIy weIcome. 938 01:14:44,938 --> 01:14:49,775 - I'm NicoIe, queen of the ex Iiars. - Eight minutes to air. Who is this? 939 01:14:49,902 --> 01:14:52,820 - He's on the broadcast. - Not on my station. 940 01:14:52,946 --> 01:14:55,948 Hey, are you reaIIy ChocoIate Chip CharIie? 941 01:14:56,074 --> 01:14:58,576 It's nice to see that somebody stiII Iikes me. 942 01:14:58,702 --> 01:15:02,955 I am just pIain oId CharIie W Hobbs, who wants to make a statement. 943 01:15:03,081 --> 01:15:05,583 You are not going to keep me off those microphones, 944 01:15:05,709 --> 01:15:08,377 even with your stooges in the funny costumes. 945 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:12,215 Do you reaIise how many peopIe Iove CharIie as much as Jason does? 946 01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:15,301 - 20 miIIion! - 20 miIIion peopIe. 947 01:15:15,427 --> 01:15:17,178 In advertising money, how much is that? 948 01:15:17,888 --> 01:15:19,805 An extra 20,000 a minute, probabIy. 949 01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:23,392 If you wanna throw away aII that money, go right ahead. 950 01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:26,229 I wiII permit this coIoured man to speak. 951 01:15:27,272 --> 01:15:30,566 But speak one word of the Commie Party Iine 952 01:15:30,692 --> 01:15:34,570 or one word in code, and I wiII bIow his head off. 953 01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:39,492 Look, can I go somewhere to get my thoughts organised? 954 01:15:39,618 --> 01:15:42,328 We'II get the pIot outIined and be back in a minute. 955 01:15:42,454 --> 01:15:46,249 We don't have a Iot of time, so are you prepared to say on air 956 01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:49,085 that you've seen peopIe devoured by The Stuff? 957 01:15:49,211 --> 01:15:54,257 HeII, yes! And I've seen what's Ieft of them when The Stuff comes back out. 958 01:15:57,636 --> 01:15:59,595 You want to run that by me again? 959 01:15:59,721 --> 01:16:03,349 I've seen what's Ieft when it gets through with them and comes back out. 960 01:16:03,475 --> 01:16:06,519 It sort of vacates the premises when it's through. 961 01:16:06,645 --> 01:16:08,479 How? 962 01:16:09,731 --> 01:16:13,859 I'm sorry. What am I asking you for? How wouId you know? 963 01:16:14,528 --> 01:16:16,195 Oh, I know! 964 01:16:17,239 --> 01:16:18,948 CharIie. 965 01:16:20,993 --> 01:16:22,743 CharIie, are you aII right? 966 01:16:22,869 --> 01:16:25,413 CharIie, are you aII right? What's the matter? 967 01:16:26,039 --> 01:16:27,873 (Groaning) 968 01:16:31,128 --> 01:16:33,045 CharIie! Let go! 969 01:16:34,381 --> 01:16:38,551 (Screams) 970 01:16:38,677 --> 01:16:40,720 Oh, God! CharIie! 971 01:16:49,938 --> 01:16:51,606 (Screams) 972 01:16:54,359 --> 01:16:56,694 Jason, don't move. Don't Iet it touch you. 973 01:16:58,363 --> 01:17:00,031 (Both scream) 974 01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:03,242 (NicoIe) Moe! 975 01:17:03,368 --> 01:17:04,952 HeIp! 976 01:17:06,997 --> 01:17:08,539 (InaudibIe) 977 01:17:08,665 --> 01:17:10,625 - Moe, heIp us! - HeIp! 978 01:17:13,003 --> 01:17:15,338 (NicoIe) Oh, God! It's growing! 979 01:17:16,590 --> 01:17:18,007 (Screams) 980 01:17:23,096 --> 01:17:24,639 Hit the juice! 981 01:17:27,267 --> 01:17:28,976 Hit it! 982 01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:36,108 Get the girI out! Get the kid out! 983 01:17:36,234 --> 01:17:38,694 I'm coming. Come on, Jason. 984 01:17:45,077 --> 01:17:46,952 (NicoIe groaning) Oh, no! 985 01:17:47,079 --> 01:17:49,497 It was sIithering! 986 01:17:56,546 --> 01:17:58,673 30 seconds, sir. ShouId we deIay? 987 01:17:58,799 --> 01:18:00,675 No. We'II never get the cIearances again. 988 01:18:00,801 --> 01:18:03,302 (Beeping) 989 01:18:04,054 --> 01:18:06,389 'Ladies and gentIemen, from AtIanta, Georgia, 990 01:18:06,515 --> 01:18:08,683 'this is a broadcast of warning. 991 01:18:08,809 --> 01:18:12,478 'This is not fiction. This is not a dramatisation.' 992 01:18:15,023 --> 01:18:16,982 My feIIow Americans. 993 01:18:17,109 --> 01:18:19,318 This is CoIoneI MaIcoIm Grommett Spears. 994 01:18:19,444 --> 01:18:22,405 I have never misIed you and I wiII never misIead you. 995 01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:25,241 Tonight, America is in grave danger. 996 01:18:25,367 --> 01:18:29,286 We are under aIien attack by a substance which represents itseIf 997 01:18:29,413 --> 01:18:31,831 as a popuIar dessert known as The Stuff. 998 01:18:31,957 --> 01:18:34,333 If The Stuff is in your house, do not eat it. 999 01:18:34,459 --> 01:18:36,544 Repeat, I mark you, do not eat it! 1000 01:18:36,670 --> 01:18:39,672 If you are a merchant and have it on your sheIves, do not seII it! 1001 01:18:39,798 --> 01:18:42,967 If you have a distributorship and you distribute this materiaI, 1002 01:18:43,093 --> 01:18:45,052 cIose your doors, make no more saIes. 1003 01:18:45,178 --> 01:18:48,305 If a member of your famiIy is dependent on this product, 1004 01:18:48,432 --> 01:18:50,141 get them to a hospitaI. 1005 01:18:50,267 --> 01:18:53,728 If you have this product in your home, cook it - I repeat, cook it. 1006 01:18:59,985 --> 01:19:01,861 And the peopIe did beIieve. 1007 01:19:01,987 --> 01:19:05,197 In the weeks that foIIowed, The Stuff was withdrawn from distribution. 1008 01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:08,200 The nation mobiIised to coIIect it and destroy it. 1009 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:13,581 (Reporter) 'VioIent action has been taken against the stores and franchises 1010 01:19:13,707 --> 01:19:15,416 'that carried The Stuff. 1011 01:19:15,542 --> 01:19:18,085 'LocaI authorities cautioned the pubIic to remain caIm. 1012 01:19:18,211 --> 01:19:19,795 'Upon reports that the product was toxic, 1013 01:19:19,921 --> 01:19:22,840 'pubIic heaIth officiaIs visited the quarry in MidIand, Georgia, 1014 01:19:22,966 --> 01:19:25,342 'onIy to find it buried in a mass of rubbIe...' 1015 01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:48,532 '...more at 1 1 .' 1016 01:19:49,201 --> 01:19:51,827 'AIthough the casuaIties were in the thousands, 1017 01:19:51,953 --> 01:19:54,914 'American industry has worked with fuII government support 1018 01:19:55,874 --> 01:19:57,875 'to save miIIions of other Iives 1019 01:19:58,001 --> 01:20:01,504 'and to compensate the injured for their tragic Iosses. 1020 01:20:02,589 --> 01:20:05,257 'I am reading these words off a teIeprompter' 1021 01:20:05,383 --> 01:20:07,343 because I... 1022 01:20:08,094 --> 01:20:10,179 I simpIy didn't know what to say. 1023 01:20:10,305 --> 01:20:12,932 The fact of the matter is that... 1024 01:20:13,058 --> 01:20:15,976 I'm seIIing you an apoIogy. 1025 01:20:18,021 --> 01:20:19,814 'I'm sorry.' 1026 01:20:24,152 --> 01:20:26,111 She is a pretty thing, isn't she? 1027 01:20:26,238 --> 01:20:27,905 WeII! 1028 01:20:28,532 --> 01:20:31,826 WeII, are you here to throw my money back in my face? 1029 01:20:31,952 --> 01:20:34,495 - Uh, no. I spent it. - Hm. 1030 01:20:35,247 --> 01:20:38,582 You think by dynamiting one quarry you couId shut us down for ever? 1031 01:20:38,708 --> 01:20:41,752 You reaIise that stuff seeps up through the Earth any pIace? 1032 01:20:41,878 --> 01:20:44,713 WeII, I guess we'II just find those pIaces. 1033 01:20:45,799 --> 01:20:49,468 I'm afraid I'm not aIone tonight, Moe. 1034 01:20:49,594 --> 01:20:53,097 I suppose you've spent my money as weII, eh? 1035 01:20:53,765 --> 01:20:57,935 - You two are in business together! - It was inevitabIe, wasn't it? 1036 01:20:58,061 --> 01:21:01,814 The Stuff is finished, of course, but Iook here. 1037 01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:05,234 Look at the new campaign for The Taste. 1038 01:21:08,238 --> 01:21:12,658 OnIy 12% of The Stuff in it. Just enough to make the pubIic crave for more. 1039 01:21:12,784 --> 01:21:15,703 And the baIance is naturaI dairy products. 1040 01:21:15,829 --> 01:21:20,124 There won't be enough of The Stuff in it to get a grip on anybody's mind. 1041 01:21:20,250 --> 01:21:23,502 - How do you know? - WeII, we tested it. 1042 01:21:23,628 --> 01:21:25,629 We tested it in a smaII IIIinois town. 1043 01:21:25,755 --> 01:21:27,673 If you tested it, you can taste it. 1044 01:21:28,258 --> 01:21:29,842 Oh! You go too far. 1045 01:21:29,968 --> 01:21:34,054 I didn't come aIone here, either. I brought aIong a coupIe of friends. 1046 01:21:34,180 --> 01:21:35,890 Jason! 1047 01:21:39,352 --> 01:21:42,730 - This is no pIace for a kid, Moe. - Oh, he ain't a kid any more. 1048 01:21:42,856 --> 01:21:45,524 The Stuff took away his parents and took away his brother. 1049 01:21:46,401 --> 01:21:48,861 - You brought another friend? - Yup. 1050 01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:50,195 Him. 1051 01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:55,075 Now, put that away. You wouIdn't use it in front of the boy. 1052 01:21:55,201 --> 01:21:58,078 Like he said, I've been through a Iot. 1053 01:21:58,580 --> 01:22:02,166 WeII, you sit right down. Go on, have yourseIf a seat. 1054 01:22:02,292 --> 01:22:04,543 We're gonna have a IittIe dinner. 1055 01:22:04,669 --> 01:22:06,295 Jason? 1056 01:22:06,421 --> 01:22:09,840 - Serve the gentIemen. - A pIeasure. 1057 01:22:12,218 --> 01:22:14,303 You recognise that, don't you? 1058 01:22:18,058 --> 01:22:19,683 No. Wait... 1059 01:22:19,809 --> 01:22:23,354 Make a big oId mountain of it right in front of them. 1060 01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:27,358 - Here. - Yes, pass it right on down. 1061 01:22:27,484 --> 01:22:30,861 - Dig in yourseIf. - Look! I had nothing to do with it. 1062 01:22:33,198 --> 01:22:35,449 You see this hoIe here? 1063 01:22:35,575 --> 01:22:37,785 It's getting bigger and bigger, isn't it? 1064 01:22:38,828 --> 01:22:42,039 So you'd better eat that or you're gonna eat this. 1065 01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:44,708 - Eat it! - How much of it? 1066 01:22:44,834 --> 01:22:47,753 You eat as much of it as I want you to eat, untiI I teII you to stop. 1067 01:22:47,879 --> 01:22:49,713 TiII it's comin' outta your eyebaIIs. 1068 01:22:54,177 --> 01:22:57,096 - Eat it. - You, too, partner. 1069 01:22:59,099 --> 01:23:00,557 Eat it! 1070 01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:04,353 Mm. Mmm. 1071 01:23:09,025 --> 01:23:11,652 Are you eatin' it? Or is it eatin' you? 1072 01:23:26,042 --> 01:23:28,002 (Sirens approaching) 1073 01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:31,588 (Jason) Here they come. Right on scheduIe. 1074 01:23:35,719 --> 01:23:37,428 I guess we did it, Moe. 1075 01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:29,349 Enough is never enough.